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Palin says all the right shit in a tightly-controlled trailer release, and she looks like the Star Wars that Republicans have been waiting for since Obi-Ron Kenobi became more powerful than you can possibly imagine by giving up his bowel control and memory of breakfast. But pretty soon, they’re gonna have to prop her up in front of some reporter to tell the whole story… she might as well start every fucking sentence with ‘Meesa.'” [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged John McCain, political humor, Sarah Palin
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The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 9/1 – 9/7/2008
The week in political lycanthropy, dark magic, auto racing and dick waving, brought to you in living color by The American Jerk [read more at link] Continue reading
Genevacon Conclusion: Never Trust A Junkie
McCain’s acceptance speech was so Goddamned painfully boring and uninspiring that my mind finally wandered enough to figure out that Cindy McCain is an absolute dead ringer for porn star Nina Hartley. [read more at link] Continue reading
Genevacon, Day 2.5: Girls On Film
Attacking the media is actually good misdirection for Palin; it gives her an infinitesimally larger chance that a voter might ignore a reporter when he points out that maybe someone shouldn’t a a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world when they think that foreign affairs involve fucking a Canadian, or that Putin is a plate of gravy fries. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged GOP, John McCain, political humor, Republican National Convention, Sarah Palin
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Genevacon, Day 1.5: Didja Know John McCain Was A POW?
It was hours upon hours of Republicans wildly applauding terrible stories of beating, torture implements, and bodily functions, all the while ignoring the fact that if someone put those same stories into a movie they would rally to ban it as filth. Probably led by last night’s keynote speaker, Joe Lieberman. [read more at link] Continue reading