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Filthy One-Liners
- I've been drunk three times today. #HERO 2012-10-07
- I lied about the beer count. #LastResort looks to be a pretty fucking good show. 2012-10-06
- #LastResort is a damn good show if you've had 10 beers. #14beers 2012-10-06
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-10-13
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-10-06
If the #RedSox don't have the balls to make the #Yankees work for it against the #Orioles Bobby V better be on a damn bus tomorrow morning. # I'm still voting for Hunter Thompson and Bill "The Spaceman" Lee. They're … Continue reading
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-09-29
A dude who was once in my car was on the #Emmys In Memorium montage. I just won a bunch of Over bets just by still being alive. #Patrice # Period piece + pan flute = somebody's fucking #Copper #Titanic … Continue reading
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-09-22
This season of #NoReservations feels like The Clash's triple-album Sandinista #ContractualObligations #SoullessClipShow #WhosGotTonysCheck # This unit has suffered a fatal #DIV0 error. 47 / 0 is an illegal operation. Rebooting, normal operation resumes in 90 seconds. #missing2min # It's #RedSox … Continue reading
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-09-15
"They are former kings, Ring Wraiths, tuned to the One Ring. They will fuck up your shit." #LOTRBluRay #Racer5IPA #GonnaBeALongNight # "This was the great watchtower of Amunsun. Now, well, everyone likes Taco Bell." # "Arwen: ride hard. Now lower. … Continue reading
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