The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-01-21

Posted on January 21, 2012 by Rob Reuter
  • WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW #tebow #broncos #gopats #
  • Dear #Tebow – let me recommend supermodels and cocaine. Before you scoff, look at the score. #gopats #
  • Dear #hawaii50 – 1 out of 42 minutes of air time to sell me fucking Subway sandwiches? If you're that broke, I'll toss you $5 for a blowjob. #
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-01-14

Posted on January 14, 2012 by Rob Reuter
  • Watching Pulp Fiction on Blu-Ray now, and it amazes me how long Travolta's been coasting on this. #
  • Huh. Kathy Griffin's in Pulp Fiction. I love it less now. #
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-01-07

Posted on January 7, 2012 by Rob Reuter
  • Turns out I like caviar. I'm yuppie scum. Put me out of my misery right fucking now. Actually, wait until I finish this beer. #
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2011-12-03

Posted on December 3, 2011 by Rob Reuter
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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2011-11-26

Posted on November 26, 2011 by Rob Reuter
  • Dear #SVU if you hire Andre Braugher as a guest on your show, which features John Munch, he had BETTER BE PLAYING FRANK PEMBLETON FUCKERS #
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