Category Archives: Site Business

Look, I know it’s been a while, but fuck you. It’s 2011, which means we’re in our fourth year of recession, which further means that here at The American Jerk Home Office, the last quarter of 2010 was very interesting in that Chinese curse kinda way. Continue reading →

Update: All appears to finally be working under the hood, thanks to judicious editing of PHP files and / or deals made with a variety of lesser demons, as well as a quick prayer under advice of my mom (Fun … Continue reading →

I haven’t written anything lately other than drunken and nonsensical Twitter posts because I have spent almost every free second since Monday dealing with the aftermath of The Great American Jerk Hack of 2009. And sadly, I am the only American for whom dealing with the aftermath of a “jerk hack” involves hours of computer work rather than seconds with a squeegee and/or a kleenex or sock. [read more at link] Continue reading →

UPDATE: The upgrade is complete and all passwords related to the Web site have been changed and hardened, which looks like not only a functional success,  but outside tools are confirming that the “infection” has been eliminated. Following The American … Continue reading →