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Derp Technician

I defy you to find two pictures where Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker doesn’t look like he’s either about to shyly announce his love of “chokmit chippehs” or playing a rousing game of Duck Duck I Pissed My Pants. If not both simultaneously. Continue reading

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Guess Who’s Back? Shady’s Back

Newt’s past is so checkered, particularly by conservative Republican standards, that it makes me look like a CPAC darling, and I have made life choices that have, more than once, put me in situations where I had to choose between being potentially arrested for either public urination now or wait until it turned into an arson charge. Continue reading

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Joint Session Not As Fun As It Sounds

As speeches go, it would have been more impressive if it weren’t a pile of bullshit we’ve all been hearing all out lives. Let’s face it: sticking it to the fatcats on Wall Street isn’t exactly a Web 2.0 idea. That line was older than dirt when FDR could still bend it like Beckham. [read more at link] Continue reading

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Genevacon Conclusion: Never Trust A Junkie

McCain’s acceptance speech was so Goddamned painfully boring and uninspiring that my mind finally wandered enough to figure out that Cindy McCain is an absolute dead ringer for porn star Nina Hartley. [read more at link] Continue reading

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Genevacon, Day 2.5: Girls On Film

Attacking the media is actually good misdirection for Palin; it gives her an infinitesimally larger chance that a voter might ignore a reporter when he points out that maybe someone shouldn’t a a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world when they think that foreign affairs involve fucking a Canadian, or that Putin is a plate of gravy fries. [read more at link] Continue reading

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