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Filthy One-Liners
- I've been drunk three times today. #HERO 2012-10-07
- I lied about the beer count. #LastResort looks to be a pretty fucking good show. 2012-10-06
- #LastResort is a damn good show if you've had 10 beers. #14beers 2012-10-06
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Derp Technician
I defy you to find two pictures where Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker doesn’t look like he’s either about to shyly announce his love of “chokmit chippehs” or playing a rousing game of Duck Duck I Pissed My Pants. If not both simultaneously. Continue reading
Guess Who’s Back? Shady’s Back
Newt’s past is so checkered, particularly by conservative Republican standards, that it makes me look like a CPAC darling, and I have made life choices that have, more than once, put me in situations where I had to choose between being potentially arrested for either public urination now or wait until it turned into an arson charge. Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Election 2012, GOP, political humor
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Joint Session Not As Fun As It Sounds
As speeches go, it would have been more impressive if it weren’t a pile of bullshit we’ve all been hearing all out lives. Let’s face it: sticking it to the fatcats on Wall Street isn’t exactly a Web 2.0 idea. That line was older than dirt when FDR could still bend it like Beckham. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Barack Obama, GOP, political humor
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Genevacon Conclusion: Never Trust A Junkie
McCain’s acceptance speech was so Goddamned painfully boring and uninspiring that my mind finally wandered enough to figure out that Cindy McCain is an absolute dead ringer for porn star Nina Hartley. [read more at link] Continue reading
Genevacon, Day 2.5: Girls On Film
Attacking the media is actually good misdirection for Palin; it gives her an infinitesimally larger chance that a voter might ignore a reporter when he points out that maybe someone shouldn’t a a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world when they think that foreign affairs involve fucking a Canadian, or that Putin is a plate of gravy fries. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged GOP, John McCain, political humor, Republican National Convention, Sarah Palin
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