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pa’ ‘oH ghobe’ tlhIngan mu’ vaD “masturbation”*

But remember: the stereotypical sci-fi geek was not born in a vacuum, which mean that THIS guy will be there, too. And unlike in Jennifer’s Body, he won’t have the decency to kill you after he’s engaged you in conversation. [read and see more at link] Continue reading

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The Crow Said Don’t Look

In full disclosure, the video below is excerpted from a pornographic motion picture. The twitching bits and dangling parts that would normally be considered offensive in a video of this nature have been edited and excised… leaving only horror. [DO NOT LOOK AT LINK] Continue reading

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Single Entendre, or: You Gotta Enjoy The Little Things

Allow me to introduce you to… Porkslap Pale Ale.[see more at link] Continue reading

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Shelob Shrugged

It’s like Adobe After Effects partnered up with 1984 to rape Tolkein and then wiped their dicks on my monitor. [safe for work video at link] Continue reading

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The Madcap Jackanapery Of Whiskey S. McLibel

Therefore, please enjoy the first installment of my dream Web comic project: The Madcap Jackanapery of Whiskey S. McLibel, Episode 1: “S Is For Sex Offender.” [see more at link] Continue reading

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