Category Archives: American Jerk Self Tests

Are You and Your Significant Other Compatible Enough?

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Rob Reuter

It’s almost spring, which means every young man’s and young woman’s fancy is turning to love! But once you’ve met and spent some time with that special someone, how will you know if he or she is “The One”? That’s easy! Just take this simple self-test! [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Are You Vice Presidential Material?

Posted on August 29, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Do you have what it takes for your name to be the answer to a question used to humiliate strippers and homeless people on the Howard Stern Show? Take this simple self test and find out! [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Are You Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunal Prosecutor Material?

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Thank you for your interest in serving as a prosecutor on a Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunal, Officer, Soldier or Recommended Blackwater “Contractor”! Acting as a Military Tribunal Prosecutor is an important duty that keeps America safe from dangerous terrorism, and your service should allow you to hold your head up high with pride! (Please note: holding your head up high as a result of acting as a Tribunal Prosecutor is a violation of National Security, and is punishable by trial by a Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunal) [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Are You Astronaut Material?

Posted on February 8, 2007 by Rob Reuter

If your “Master Criminal Plan” includes a diaper? You are clearly not Keyser Sose. Before leaving Johnson Space Center, please see white paper “1962_Dec_Chloroforming_Whores.pdf” by Gordo Cooper… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Are You Boulder D.A. Material?

Posted on August 29, 2006 by Rob Reuter

What if I told you that you might be perfectly qualified for a job sitting on your slowly-spreading ass in a nice office, surfing the Web and occassionally making up important-looking, yet ultimately useless shit to do so you can justify your salary? That’s right: you might be the perfect candidate to be the next District Attorney of Boulder, Colorado!… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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