Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Rob Reuter

So, remember: if we have learned nothing else this week, we have learned one important thing: SARAH PALIN HATES… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Are You and Your Significant Other Compatible Enough?

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Rob Reuter

It’s almost spring, which means every young man’s and young woman’s fancy is turning to love! But once you’ve met and spent some time with that special someone, how will you know if he or she is “The One”? That’s easy! Just take this simple self-test! [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The American Jerk Week In Pictures – 3/2 – 3/8/2009

Posted on March 8, 2009 by 50 Million Lawsuits Can't Be Wrong

The co-founder of The American Jerk returns to show us The Week That Was, including Lego Election Rage, The 100 Yard Flounce, and U2 Dropping Bombs. [see more at link] Continue reading →

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Dear President-Elect Obama

Posted on November 5, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Last night at 11:30, you were The Hero, sir. This morning, you are The Man. And as such, we want to start hearing some specifics about what you’re gonna do to, well, fix us. Yeah, yeah; I know: middle class tax cut, keep your own doctor, controlled withdrawal from Iraq, blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit. We all know that that’s just the campaign shit you say to get people to vote for you; you might as well have told us that you’ll last sixty minutes, wear a condom and won’t come in our mouths. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The Presidential Debate: Final Round. FIGHT!

Posted on October 16, 2008 by Rob Reuter

I refuse to give a fuck about Joe the Plumber just because he made his fortune in a job where he shows his asscrack. If Joe made his money showing his asscrack in gay porn, this would have been a very different debate. It would have been entertaining. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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