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I invented Al Gore. And Alf. I'm especially proud of Alf. He was actually Mexican...true story.

The American Jerk Week In Pictures – 3/2 – 3/8/2009

Posted on March 8, 2009 by 50 Million Lawsuits Can't Be Wrong

The co-founder of The American Jerk returns to show us The Week That Was, including Lego Election Rage, The 100 Yard Flounce, and U2 Dropping Bombs. [see more at link] Continue reading →

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Where in the Wide, Wide World of Lynchburg, Tennessee is Rob Reuter?

Posted on September 13, 2008 by 50 Million Lawsuits Can't Be Wrong

Yes, it’s the other guy from the American Jerk–the one lacking Rob’s innate comic wit and timing and who had to make due with jokes about slapping salsa on his balls and adding comments to copyrighted photos I “borrowed” from AP. What can I say? Rob brought the funny–I brought the pictures of my white Polish ass. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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There But For the Grace of Bourbon and Grainy Amateur Web Porn…

Posted on July 25, 2006 by 50 Million Lawsuits Can't Be Wrong

Anyone who wears a turtleneck cannot be trusted. And anyone who combines one with a tweed blazer should be given a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide berth. Marlon Brando wide… [see more at link] Continue reading →

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