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And Lo, After Three Days They Rolled The Rock Back With a Mighty Crash…
And God knows it was a week that I should have been writing; there’s a potential 700 billion dollar Wall Street bailout that I could have been making fun of, except for the minor detail that I don’t in any way understand it. To the best I can figure out, it’s like an old, crusty white guy whose spent every day for eight years taking a running start and kicking you in the balls, and then presenting you with a bill to repair his arthritic knee. [read more at link] Continue reading
Lipstick Party
There’s apparently a new rule: hackneyed cliches are officially off limits in the Presidential campaign. Which means we can apparently look forward to two months of candidates silently looking at each other and shrugging their shoulders… [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Barack Obama, Election 2008, political humor, Sarah Palin
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The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 8/25 – 8/31/2008
The American Jerk brings you the week that was, including Vladmir Putin, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, and someone’s serviced balls. [read more at link] Continue reading
Obamacon, Day 3: Leaving During Freebird
A smart public relations professional, such as myself, would realize that you could reach more people with a YouTube video of John Kerry getting simultaneously tazed and bitten in the sack by a cocker spaniel in front of a “McCain is a dildo, and Obama is ready to be president” banner, all with the added benefit of being remotely fucking entertaining. [read more at link] Continue reading
Obamacon, Day 2: There Are Many Copies…
In a nutshell, Hillary Clinton’s speech at Obamacon was a thirty minute practical makeup horror show that would have made Rick Baker weep with jealosy. She also said some stuff. [read more at link] Continue reading