August 25; Boston, MA: The American Jerk Editor Rob Reuter Hospitalized After Placing Ill-Advised Craig’s List Ad For “A Russian Blonde Wanted For Quick Ball Service.”
August 27; Denver, CO: A Campaign Debt Riddled Hillary Clinton Reminds the Democratic National Committed That “Someone Mentioned Something About a Hot Meal”.
August 28; Ussuri Reserve, Russia: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin Contemplates Gulag Sentence For Adviser Who Invited Him “Pussy Hunting”.
August 28; Fox News Headquarters, New York, NY: Bill O’Reilly wins contract extension after DNC News Coverage Stating That An Obama Victory Would: “Put The Most Dangerous African-American Finger On The Magic Button Since Blackzilla In ‘Savages On Blondes IV.’ But I’m Amazed At How Polite He Is.'”
August 30; Anchorage, AK: Former Miss Alaska Loser and Current Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin Promises To “Remember To Lie About Wishing For World Peace This Time”.
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