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This Vice Presidential Debate is Now About Ponies
Why, oh why God, do these terrible political events keep happening to me? I am tired of waking up with stabbing occipital headaches, ashtray mouth and vague unsettling memories of being serially lied to. Individually, these are all feelings that I’m comfortable with, but the combination usually means something very specific, and it ain’t politics. If I’m going to feel like this, I should be able to make the American political system sleep in the wet spot and tell it to get the fuck out in the morning. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Joe Biden, political humor, Sarah Palin
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Sarah Palin Vice Presidential Debate Bingo
While we at The American Jerk would normally propose a drinking game with which to while away the occasion… our crack legal team advises us that it would be irresponsible to advise any reader to drink 4,228 shots of anything… Thankfully, the kind folks at our wholly-owned subsidiary, American Jerk Amusement Companyâ„¢, have rush produced a Bingo game you can use to play along with the debate, thus relieving you of a crippling hangover and us of irritating legal liability. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Assorted Humor, Satire and Libel, Dirty Pictures
Tagged Joe Biden, political humor, Sarah Palin
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You Don’t Have To Go Home…
Whoever in the McCain campaign was in charge of vetting Palin obviously used the same process I used to use at last call. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Joe Biden, John McCain, political humor, Sarah Palin
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Are You Vice Presidential Material?
Do you have what it takes for your name to be the answer to a question used to humiliate strippers and homeless people on the Howard Stern Show? Take this simple self test and find out! [read more at link] Continue reading
Obamacon, Day 3: Leaving During Freebird
A smart public relations professional, such as myself, would realize that you could reach more people with a YouTube video of John Kerry getting simultaneously tazed and bitten in the sack by a cocker spaniel in front of a “McCain is a dildo, and Obama is ready to be president” banner, all with the added benefit of being remotely fucking entertaining. [read more at link] Continue reading