Tag Archives: Sarah Palin
The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 9/8 – 9/14/2008
The week that was, from lipstick on a pig to the size of the mouth the lipstick goes on, topped off with a swordfight ending in a massive shot to the face. [read more at link] Continue reading
Where in the Wide, Wide World of Lynchburg, Tennessee is Rob Reuter?
Yes, it’s the other guy from the American Jerk–the one lacking Rob’s innate comic wit and timing and who had to make due with jokes about slapping salsa on his balls and adding comments to copyrighted photos I “borrowed” from AP. What can I say? Rob brought the funny–I brought the pictures of my white Polish ass. [read more at link] Continue reading
Ratfucking Us
Palin says all the right shit in a tightly-controlled trailer release, and she looks like the Star Wars that Republicans have been waiting for since Obi-Ron Kenobi became more powerful than you can possibly imagine by giving up his bowel control and memory of breakfast. But pretty soon, they’re gonna have to prop her up in front of some reporter to tell the whole story… she might as well start every fucking sentence with ‘Meesa.'” [read more at link] Continue reading
The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 9/1 – 9/7/2008
The week in political lycanthropy, dark magic, auto racing and dick waving, brought to you in living color by The American Jerk [read more at link] Continue reading