September 8; Wassila, AK: Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin Poses For Photo Op.
September 10; Beijing, China: Swordfight Ends With A Massive, Messy Shot To The Face; Paris Hilton Amazingly Not Involved.
September 12, Los Angeles, CA: Seas Boil, Skies Rain Blood, Kathy Griffin Wins Emmy.
September 13; Baghdad, Iraq: General David Petraeus Thumps Silent Jukebox, Accidentally Starts Counterinsurgency.
September 14; Washington, DC: Senator Chuck Schumer Tells Meet The Press: “I Don’t Know About Her Politics, But If She Can Get Her Mouth Around Something About Yea Wide, I’ll Vote For Her.”
[tags]Sarah Palin, Paris Hilton, Kathy Griffin, General David Petraeus, Kathy Griffin, Chuck Schumer, Week in Pictures, political humor, dark humor, satire[/tags]
