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The Presidental Debate: Lies, Damned Lies and Reacharounds
Originally I was gonna skip the third debate next week, but now that I understand the depths of McCain’s desperation, I am totally going to be tuning in. I’m placing the official American Jerk line at 3 to 2 that McCain’s opening statement will be that, if elected President, he promises not to come in your mouth. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Barack Obama, John McCain, political humor, Presidential Debate, Sarah Palin
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This Vice Presidential Debate is Now About Ponies
Why, oh why God, do these terrible political events keep happening to me? I am tired of waking up with stabbing occipital headaches, ashtray mouth and vague unsettling memories of being serially lied to. Individually, these are all feelings that I’m comfortable with, but the combination usually means something very specific, and it ain’t politics. If I’m going to feel like this, I should be able to make the American political system sleep in the wet spot and tell it to get the fuck out in the morning. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Editorial, Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Tagged Joe Biden, political humor, Sarah Palin
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Sarah Palin Vice Presidential Debate Bingo
While we at The American Jerk would normally propose a drinking game with which to while away the occasion… our crack legal team advises us that it would be irresponsible to advise any reader to drink 4,228 shots of anything… Thankfully, the kind folks at our wholly-owned subsidiary, American Jerk Amusement Companyâ„¢, have rush produced a Bingo game you can use to play along with the debate, thus relieving you of a crippling hangover and us of irritating legal liability. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Assorted Humor, Satire and Libel, Dirty Pictures
Tagged Joe Biden, political humor, Sarah Palin
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The Leaked Sarah Palin Emails
While WikiLeaks has so far declined to publish the remainder of [Palin’s] leaked email, The American Jerk has obtained several of them via the honored journalistic technique of writing them ourselves and then using liberal application of Jack Daniels to forget that we did so. [read more at link] Continue reading
What’s Wrong With Being Sexy?
I’ll admit that that was as funny as Saturday Night Live’s been since Hans and Franz… but considering Hans and Franz was to comedy what crotch rot was to key parties, that’s not saying much. So: Saturday Night Live was funny for a change. Well, funnyish. End of news item. Full stop. Right? Of course not. [read more at link] Continue reading