Editor’s Note: The Vice Presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is at 9 p.m. tonight, and Governor Palin’s recent interview performances indicate that this will be a ninety-minute broadcast of embarrassing failure of such epic and biblical proportions that it promises to be the biggest drinking event until March 17th.
While we at The American Jerk would normally propose a drinking game with which to while away the occasion – such as, say, drink every time Governor Palin says something confusing, ill-advised, reprehensible, or just flat-out stupid – our crack legal team advises us that it would be irresponsible to advise any reader to drink 4,228 shots of anything, let alone the homemade Russian moonshine that my friend Igor promises will “kill your pain, Rob… if by ‘pain’ you mean ‘respiratory system'”.
Thankfully, the kind folks at our wholly-owned subsidiary, American Jerk Amusement Companyâ„¢, have rush produced a Bingo game you can use to play along with the debate, thus relieving you of a crippling hangover and us of irritating legal liability.
So please enjoy the game, and remember: The American Jerk reminds you to drink responsibly. That way you won’t clog our clear shot to the emergency room.
[tags]Sarah Palin, Joe Biden, Vice Presidential Debate, political humor, dark humor, satire[/tags]
I will be using this tonight. I have a good feeling about the “N” column!!!
Interesting Damonowskivich. I have a good feeling about the “I” column!
But better yet, I think this would be a sweet drinking game. Game on!
Damonowskivich, The Wood –
I’ll see your column predictions, and raise you N1, N2, I2, A3 and then debate over.
Watching the debate: OH GOD… THE STUPID… IT BURNS!
A “ninety-minute broadcast of embarrassing failure of such epic and biblical proportions”? Not the debate I watched…
I will concede defeat to you, Jeff; she neither whimpered for mercy nor pissed her pants. Win!
The scary thing is that she acutally did at least 4 of the things on the board more than once! And one was in the “I” column! 🙂
Yeah, I heard “Nuke-que-ler” and “…say it ain’t so, Joe!”.
I column!!!!