Editor’s note: Back in the old days of The American Jerk, we did a monthly feature called The American Jerk Month in Pictures. Since it was the most popular feature we had, and since I’m not a complete fucking idiot, here we go:
March 24, 2006: A Sunni Iraqi soldier does his part to guarantee a closed-casket funeral for Optimus Prime and Decepticon support in the civil war.
March 25, 2006: Responding to a question, President Bush says, “The biggest line? About this long. But when I woke up in Alabama a couple months later, my National Guard uniform was missing. Hey, did Uncle Dick say it was okay for you to be in here?”
