Sorry, but it’s gonna be short today; It’s Sunday, and I’m crippled, thanks to a fifteen-beer pileup. So just a bit of site news…
First of all, thanks to syndication, you can now subscribe to The American Jerk. Click the graphic for your favorite flavor of feed in the sidebar and go to town. If you think I’m jabbering in Greek and you don’t have the slighest idea what I’m talking about, welcome to the blog, Dad!
You can subscribe to the feed online with Bloglines, or if you want to install a feedreader locally, I recommend, well, Feedreader (It’s as free as KaZaa, without all the inconvenience of a financially crippling lawsuit!).
Second, I’m noticing that a lot of people are finding this rotten little place by looking for our old pictures. While I’m glad you’re finding the dump, I’ve been analyzing your traffic, and I’d like to point out a couple of things:
- While I appreciate that dissent is patriotism and I’m sure you have a bitchin’ Cindy Sheehan t-shirt, just because we have a picture called “bushbong.jpg” does not mean we have a picture of the President with a bong. What we have is a picture of the President with Photoshop.
- I’m glad the Internet has made you feel comfortable with your own sexuality, but those who found us by searching for “BlackDildo.gif” are going to be very disappointed.
- All those pictures can be found within our archives. Use the Google Images page reference as a guide (Example: if the page is “4-1pX.htm”, it can be found in our April, 1999 issue. If the page is “2-2000pX.htm”, it can be found in the February, 2000 issue).
But if you did come looking for a picture, I hope you’ll stick around. Tomorrow’s sobriety will bring dick jokes, I swear. Or at least, it should bring us our first American Jerk Self Test: Are You Qualified to Run America’s Ports?
Now if you’ll excuse me, somewhere in this house, there’s a beer I need to render safe for children by turning it into pee.
