Family values, pro-abstinence Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin forgot to mention something:
The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday… Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin’s five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Whoever in the McCain campaign was in charge of vetting Palin obviously used the same process I used to use at last call:
- Is she a woman?
- Any visible scars?
- Will I regret this decision terribly tomorrow morning when I find myself stuck with this pig?
[tags]Sarah Palin, Briston Palin, Joe Biden, John McCain, political humor, dark humor, satire[/tags]
