Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Obamacon, Day 1

Posted on August 26, 2008 by Rob Reuter

The thing is that, you didn’t really need to pay attention to Mrs. Obama’s speech because it went pretty much the way you’d expect: Barack’s just like you, we’re a normal American household, and we’re in touch with your needs… although clearly not with my household’s needs, because her eyes were clear and focused and she didn’t distractedly mutter about the invasion and occupation of Saratoga Springs. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Say It Ain’t So

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Turns out Obama was as good as his word and sent out the message that it was Joe Biden, setting telephones across America ringing… at 3 a.m. And that’s all you need to know that Obama’s a Democrat: they’re the only party that’s capable of ratfucking themselves… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 2/4 – 2/11/2007

Posted on February 11, 2007 by Rob Reuter

The American Jerk Week in Pictures: All the news you missed that we made up out of whole cloth! See Peyton Manning choke! See Sylvester Stallone fight! Plus, a shocking revelation about Anna Nicole Smith! [read more at link] Continue reading →

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