February 4; Miami, FL: Peyton Manning chokes in big game; says, “I’m coming in Disney’s Pants!”
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February 6; Washington, DC: Riot police prepare for trouble at the Million Man On Man March.
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February 9; Philadelphia, PA: Jimmy “The Blue Asian” Woo attempts to win title from Sylvester Stallone.
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February 10; Manchester, NH: Hillary Clinton concentrates; Barack Obama’s head explodes.
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February 11; Hollywood, FL: Close inspection of photographic evidence conclusively proves that despite popular misconception, Anna Nicole Smith did, in fact, also have a head.
[tags]Peyton Manning, Super Bowl, Sylvester Stallone, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Anna Nicole Smith, Week in Pictures, dark humor, political humor[/tags]
