Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Demilitarized Zone

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Rob Reuter

The best I can figure is that [campaign signs are] a way to say, “Neighbors, I support (insert candidate here) so adamantly that I wish you know know this fact, so that in the event you are considering supporting (insert opposing candidate here), you will know whose car to key.” [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The Presidential Debate: Final Round. FIGHT!

Posted on October 16, 2008 by Rob Reuter

I refuse to give a fuck about Joe the Plumber just because he made his fortune in a job where he shows his asscrack. If Joe made his money showing his asscrack in gay porn, this would have been a very different debate. It would have been entertaining. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The Presidental Debate: Lies, Damned Lies and Reacharounds

Posted on October 8, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Originally I was gonna skip the third debate next week, but now that I understand the depths of McCain’s desperation, I am totally going to be tuning in. I’m placing the official American Jerk line at 3 to 2 that McCain’s opening statement will be that, if elected President, he promises not to come in your mouth. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 9/22 – 9/28/2008

Posted on September 28, 2008 by Rob Reuter

The week in review, from Sylvester Stallone’s relentless hunt, through Batman’s war with the police, into Barack Obama’s salute to John McCain. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Mississippi Queens

Posted on September 27, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Jim Lehrer asked how the financial crisis would, in a broad way, affect how each dude would approach the presidency, and McCain said, “How about a spending freeze on everything except defense, veterans affairs and entitlements?” Good plan, John; it takes a confident man to deny raises to his Secret Service security detail. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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