January 29; Raliegh, North Carolina: President George W. Bush ecstatic to become honorary Hurricane; irony dies.
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January 31; Boston, Massachusetts: After seeing “terrorist messages” spraypainted on a bridge, the Boston Police spend millions mobilizing to repel a rumored attack by the KISS Army.
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February 2; Johannesburg, South Africa: Despite being a Vegas longshot, Laila Ali successfully wins her bid to suck the erotic fun out of Foxy Boxing.
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February 3; Washington, D. C.: Despite Fox News reporting to the contrary, mirror test proves Senator Barack Obama not a vampire.
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February 4; New York City, New York: United Nations applies sanctions against Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice for “Telling fibs”; lacks international consensus needed to apply sanctions using paddle.
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