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Reciprocity

Don’t get me wrong, I try to be a good boyfriend when my girl’s sick, but I’m not a nurturer; I’m a problem solver. A problem solver with a drinking problem. Which is a weird internal recursion that rarely leads to warm and fuzzy results. [read more at link] Continue reading

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The American Jerk Week in Pictures – 1/29 – 2/4/2007

After a long absence, The American Jerk Week in Pictures returns! Feast your eyes upon the Death of Irony, Boston’s Valiant Battle against Terrorism, and U.N. Sanctions against the United States! Not to mention Foxy Boxing, Foxy Boxing, Foxy Boxing! [read more at link] Continue reading

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Making Pants Stains With Lite-Brite

You shut down Boston over a cartoon Lite-Brite! Has anyone on the Boston Police Force ever seen a real bomb? Hell, I saw dozens by the time I was seventeen, but I went to high school during the halcyon, pre-Columbine days, when schools had smoking areas, and a student who made pipe bombs was seen as a good bet to major in Chemistry. (I picked Journalism, but that’s neither here nor there.)… [read more at link] Continue reading

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Wino-lympics! or: They’re Not All Gonna Be Picassos, Folks

I have learned that even the most liberal Bostonian will throw a mental rod when faced with the choice of walking down one side of the street to pass a masturbating wino, or the other side of the street to pass a chain smoker with a video phone muttering, “C’mon, Stench; you horny, unwashed derelict! Yank one out for me! Show that concrete bitch who wears the pants in your cardboard box!”… [read more at link] Continue reading

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Spring Forward, Fall Back, Whoops! I’m Sorry; That’s Never Happened To Me Before

Spring is a hard time to live in Boston. I imagine it’s a lot like fucking Angelina Jolie; even if it’s amazing right now, you know that there’s a good chance that tomorrow you might find yourself dealing with a long stretch of painful itching and Asian children. Continue reading

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