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Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger
So, remember: if we have learned nothing else this week, we have learned one important thing: SARAH PALIN HATES… [read more at link] Continue reading
The Left-Handed Gun
Pee-Wee Herman’s been enjoying a resurgence this year – his live LA stage show this past winter was consistently sold out – thanks to Generation X who, as we approach middle age. view the characters from our childhood through a lens of nostalgia thick enough to filter out just how Goddamned annoying they were. [read more at link] Continue reading
Prop 8 From Outer Space
Look: where the rubber hits the road, I’m nothing but a 39-year-old drunk who does a little programming, but even I know that if you don’t want people to commit sodomy? Don’t design them with TWO EXTRA DICK-SIZED HOLES ON THEM. [read more at link] Continue reading
Generation XXX
Ah yes, living green. The cure to all of 21st century America’s problems! Why, of COURSE you should raise your daughters to live green! Let them develop into dirty, filthy hippies! Because of all God’s creatures, the hippie is the LEAST likely to indulge in premarital relations. [read more at link] Continue reading
Ted, Just Admit It
Here’s to Ted Stevens, who died the way he lived: believing that some laws didn’t apply to him, and pissing away public funds in a doomed effort to save himself. [read more at link] Continue reading