Author Archives: Rob Reuter

The Left-Handed Gun

Pee-Wee Herman’s been enjoying a resurgence this year – his live LA stage show this past winter was consistently sold out – thanks to Generation X who, as we approach middle age. view the characters from our childhood through a lens of nostalgia thick enough to filter out just how Goddamned annoying they were. [read more at link] Continue reading

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pa’ ‘oH ghobe’ tlhIngan mu’ vaD “masturbation”*

But remember: the stereotypical sci-fi geek was not born in a vacuum, which mean that THIS guy will be there, too. And unlike in Jennifer’s Body, he won’t have the decency to kill you after he’s engaged you in conversation. [read and see more at link] Continue reading

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Prop 8 From Outer Space

Look: where the rubber hits the road, I’m nothing but a 39-year-old drunk who does a little programming, but even I know that if you don’t want people to commit sodomy? Don’t design them with TWO EXTRA DICK-SIZED HOLES ON THEM. [read more at link] Continue reading

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Generation XXX

Ah yes, living green. The cure to all of 21st century America’s problems! Why, of COURSE you should raise your daughters to live green! Let them develop into dirty, filthy hippies! Because of all God’s creatures, the hippie is the LEAST likely to indulge in premarital relations. [read more at link] Continue reading

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The Crow Said Don’t Look

In full disclosure, the video below is excerpted from a pornographic motion picture. The twitching bits and dangling parts that would normally be considered offensive in a video of this nature have been edited and excised… leaving only horror. [DO NOT LOOK AT LINK] Continue reading

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