Kiddie Humor Korner: Squinty the Monkey Goes Home for Easter

By Rob Reuter and Keith Host

"Tell Judas he's got three days to live it up. After that, I get medieval on his ass!"

"I'm dying for your sins, you pigfuckers!" said Squinty the Monkey, "The least you could do would be to get me some Goddamned Vicodin!"

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