Response to last month’s call for a campaign slogan was, to use Rob's words, “fueckdiun unbsdufnsmum.”  Now fully aware of the rabid political fervor with which our loyal readers have taken to the cause of Campaign Jerk, we decided to give you the means to show your feelings to the world.  Or at least to the asshole tailgating you in your ’76 Vega.  We’ve taken the best of your submissions, as well as the slogan you liked best from Paul’s editorial last month, and used them to create the bumper stickers you see below.  To show your support for The Hardest Working Candidate at Betty Ford’s Clinic, simply download, print, clip and Crazy Glue your favorite to your car’s rear bumper.  And your mother’s rear bumper.  And all over your town’s fire engines.  Then start a fire.

Everyone here at Campaign Jerk Central would like to thank our loyal readers Truls Sevje, Jezebel, and Erik Reuter for their submissions.  And we’d also like to thank everyone else who submitted a slogan or just let us know their favorite.  Remember, just because we didn’t use it, that doesn’t mean we didn’t think it was funny.  {Editor’s Note:  Actually, it does mean that.}