Tag Archives: MySpace

25 Random Things About YOU

Posted on February 10, 2009 by Rob Reuter

I don’t need to post random things about me for my friends to read, because they’re my friends. They already know. Hell; my high school buddy Trebuchet knows 25 random facts about me… actually, he knows fifty, but they act as binary compounds: the combination of any two would probably result in my incarceration. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Your Friend Request Has Been Rejected

Posted on January 15, 2009 by Rob Reuter

I’m aware of Facebook… I’m also aware that the technology writers call this “social networking,” and that smart people call it “An ironclad trail of admissible evidence.” I’m a firm believer that, if you want to know what I’ve been up to, you can find out the old-fashioned way by getting a Goddamned warrant… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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MySpace: An American Jerk FAQ For Concerned Parents

Posted on April 13, 2006 by Rob Reuter

Please stop for a moment to consider that out of 26 million MySpace users, only a handful of people have been accused of trying to prey on children using MySpace. Therefore, according to our elected officials, you should not be concerned. Until the election in November, you should be hysterical… [read more at link]
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