August 28; Naqoura, Lebanon: An amphibeous landing is supported by the Italian Air Force.
August 29; Eitting, Germany: Unable to communicate with circles and spirals, aliens attempt religious starfucking.
August 31; Deauville, France: Screenwriter James Ellroy demonstrates how he was paid for his work on “The Black Dahlia.”
September 1; New Orleans, LA: Mayor Ray Nagin responds to questions about what unique qualification he brings to his job, adding: “And a pair of brass balls dangling below it, too.”
September 3; Boston, MA: The American Jerk editor Rob Reuter decides the purchase of “Subliminally Controlling The Minds of Celebrities for Dummies” by German Eddie Fishkiller was an excellent investment.
[tags]Week in Pictures, Lebanon, Beirut, Pope Benedict, crop circles, James Ellroy, The Black Dahlia, Ray Nagin, New Orleans, Jessica Simpson, dark humor, satire[/tags]
