Sometimes life presents you with seemingly normal images and objects that, when viewed with the right set of eyes, force you to come to terms with the fact that you are, quite probably, severely bent and broken inside. Here’s an example:
What do you see?
- A brass minimalist sculpture of a longhorn steer? Or:
- A brass minimalist sculpture of a centaur, arms extended to maintain balance, valiantly attempting to suck his own dick?
When I am apprehended at the local mall in a Spider-Man costume after throwing chloroform at strange women while shouting “Thwip!”, please direct the authorities to this post. It will only help my insanity defense.
[tags]dark humor, satire[/tags]
It took me a while to see the centaur. Now I can’t see anything else. Thanks, asshole.