April 10; Dublin, Ireland: Sir Bob Geldof announces benefit concert to “eradicate the Irish Curse in our lifetime.”
April 12; Los Angeles, CA: Hollywood Boulevard terrorized by pantsless bear.
April 13; RFK Stadium: Vice President Dick Cheney mistakes incoming baseball for Thermal Detonator seconds before incinerating starting catcher Brian Schneider with Force Lightning.
April 15; Washington, DC: President George W. Bush invites reporter asking about the nature of his relationship with embattled Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to “smell my finger and find out.”
[tags]Week in Pictures, Sir Bob Geldof, Dick Cheney, George W Bush, dark humor, satire[/tags]
