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Nerd Prom 2008: People On Beer and Fatigue Hysteria Should Not Blog
Suffice it to say: I’d still fuck Connie Sellica, Agent Bill Maxwell is quick on the drool, and never, ever consider having sex with a fangirl who likes to ask questions at panels without a ballgag, duct tape and a willingness to scrub your junk with Janitor In A Drum… [read more at link] Continue reading
Statler and Waldorf Must Die
I did stand-up comedy as a second job for about nine or ten years, which means I’ve seen my share of hecklers. They’re an occupational hazard, the same way carpal tunnel syndrome is for computer programmers, or meth addiction and inflamed hemorrhoids are for evangelical preachers… [read more at link] Continue reading
I’m Sorry Rob, I’m Afraid I Can’t Do That
So yeah; we’re back online. This weekend, I decided to start fucking around with some of the site features again. Unfortunately, I made the decision right in between my decision that beer was breakfast food and my decision that you’re not the boss of me and I’ll fight you right now, officer… [read more at link] Continue reading
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Dammit, He’s Not Dead…
Sorry things have been quiet; it turns out that nobody can quite decide if the charge should be Misdemeanor Criminal Mischief or Federal Felonious Conspiracy to Incite Criminal Mayhem when you bring a laser pointer to a cat-lovers convention… [read more at link] Continue reading
Jack Daniel’s Old No. 404
Sorry; had computer issues last night. Those issues being that the person trying to operate the computer was hopelessly shitfaced. Later on today, check back in for a new American Jerk self test.
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