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Nerd Prom Pregame 2: With Great Vengeance And Furious Anger – A Comic-Con Guide
San Diego Comic-Con starts tomorrow, and my girl and I are at ground zero in preparations for attending. We fly out in less than twenty-four hours, which means we are at apogee of a high-speed burn of collecting the media players, laptop computers and 4 milligram nicotine gum I’ll need to keep me stupified enough to avoid being jerked out of the airplane in zip-tie handcuffs by air marshalls for a laundry list of charges including Disabling a Smoke Detector and Attempted Suffocation of an Airline Flight Attendant… which technically is also disabling a smoke detector. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery, Nerd Prom 2009, San Diego Comic Con
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Raiders of The Lost Story Arc
However, The American Jerk’s unofficial mascot and bagman, Ken MacDonald, has forwarded us what he insists is the actual transcript of the Raiders story conference. “Don’t ask me where I got it,” he wrote in his email, “I had a dream about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas fingercuffing the Nazi chick from Last Crusade, and when I woke up, there was blood on my keyboard and this file on my desktop.” [read more at link] Continue reading
Stuck In The Middling With You
Indeed. Why not just do a fucking opera, Quentin? Redefine that genre by having Pagliacci guzzle Fruit Brute while geting cornholed at gunpoint by the Deaf, Dumb and Blind Kid just off camera during a long close-up of some chick’s feet, all during the eight-minute album cut of MacArthur Park? [read more at link] Continue reading