Category Archives: Nerd Prom 2007

Dear Stan:
I just wanted to let you know that, if your unfuckable cunt of a personal assistant would let you stand there for twenty fucking seconds with the only person in a hundred yards who recognized you and wanted a single fucking picture, people might stop calling you a senile Kirby-boning opportunist on the Intertrons… [read more at link]
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“I want to purchase all of these guns,” I told my girlfriend with my nose pressed against the glass. “I must have them. I will never get the respect I deserve at work unless I can wave around a Manmelter 3800 ZX at staff meetings.” Continue reading →

Regardless of the travails, I am currently in San Diego for Nerd Prom. My girl and arrived last night at about 7:30 local time, which was about 10:30 Boston time and therefore T + 5 hours from beer o’clock. I relearned two important things after visiting the hotel bar:
1) In California, ordering any form of beef product in a “rare” condition is roughly akin to requesting a steak knife and a plastic tarp for the commission of public ritual self-castration, and:
2) Since Stone Brewery’s Arrogant Bastard Ale is available on tap, it only take me about 75 minutes become surly and truculant over my fucking medium burger and be shut off at the bar… [read more at link] Continue reading →