Category Archives: Filthy One-Liners

140-character jabbering. Mostly from bars.

The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-10-13

Posted on October 13, 2012 by Rob Reuter

I've been drunk three times today. #HERO #

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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-10-06

Posted on October 6, 2012 by Rob Reuter

If the #RedSox don't have the balls to make the #Yankees work for it against the #Orioles Bobby V better be on a damn bus tomorrow morning. # I'm still voting for Hunter Thompson and Bill "The Spaceman" Lee. They're … Continue reading →

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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-09-29

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Rob Reuter

A dude who was once in my car was on the #Emmys In Memorium montage. I just won a bunch of Over bets just by still being alive. #Patrice # Period piece + pan flute = somebody's fucking #Copper #Titanic … Continue reading →

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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-09-22

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Rob Reuter

This season of #NoReservations feels like The Clash's triple-album Sandinista #ContractualObligations #SoullessClipShow #WhosGotTonysCheck # This unit has suffered a fatal #DIV0 error. 47 / 0 is an illegal operation. Rebooting, normal operation resumes in 90 seconds. #missing2min # It's #RedSox … Continue reading →

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The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-09-15

Posted on September 15, 2012 by Rob Reuter

"They are former kings, Ring Wraiths, tuned to the One Ring. They will fuck up your shit." #LOTRBluRay #Racer5IPA #GonnaBeALongNight # "This was the great watchtower of Amunsun. Now, well, everyone likes Taco Bell." # "Arwen: ride hard. Now lower. … Continue reading →

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