The
American Jerk Month in PicturesThe
American Jerk Month in Pictures
By Paul St. Fakename, Esq.
June 5, Boston, MA: Scientists at MIT find a way to make disco balls "99% funkier."
June 13, Poland: Papal fart blinds ten Polish bishops; John Paul II blames: "All that Goddamned Mexican food."
June 15, Laconia, NH: Home of Crazy Mitch's Go to Hell Vanilla, Your Mama's a Whore Double Mocha and his all-time most popular flavor: Chocolate Chip Heroin Dough.
June 18, Vanderbilt University: Competing for grant money with MIT, Vanderbilt University scientists unveiled their "Invisible Disco Ball," and surprised no one when they later admitted that their favorite band was: "Poco... or maybe Wings."
June 18, Washington DC: Senator John McCain to adult site webmasters: "Please use larger pictures."
June 22, Berlin: New sculpture kicks off Germany's "Black Plague Month."
June 23, Seattle, WA: Requiring no grant money, Microsoft unveils "Invisoball 2000," set for release in August, 2003.
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