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The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 9/1 – 9/7/2008
The week in political lycanthropy, dark magic, auto racing and dick waving, brought to you in living color by The American Jerk [read more at link] Continue reading
Genevacon Conclusion: Never Trust A Junkie
McCain’s acceptance speech was so Goddamned painfully boring and uninspiring that my mind finally wandered enough to figure out that Cindy McCain is an absolute dead ringer for porn star Nina Hartley. [read more at link] Continue reading
Genevacon, Day 2.5: Girls On Film
Attacking the media is actually good misdirection for Palin; it gives her an infinitesimally larger chance that a voter might ignore a reporter when he points out that maybe someone shouldn’t a a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world when they think that foreign affairs involve fucking a Canadian, or that Putin is a plate of gravy fries. [read more at link] Continue reading
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Tagged GOP, John McCain, political humor, Republican National Convention, Sarah Palin
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Genevacon, Day 1.5: Didja Know John McCain Was A POW?
It was hours upon hours of Republicans wildly applauding terrible stories of beating, torture implements, and bodily functions, all the while ignoring the fact that if someone put those same stories into a movie they would rally to ban it as filth. Probably led by last night’s keynote speaker, Joe Lieberman. [read more at link] Continue reading
Rock You Like a Hurricane
The good news will be that, if McCain is in New Orleans for the convention, he won’t be sharing a nationally-televised stage with Sarah Palin and groping her again like he’s a raincoat and a late-night subway ride away from a morals conviction. Last weekend McCain told reporters that Palin was his “soul mate”, which was probably meant to summarize her politics but instead only gave me horrible mental images of McCain doing blow off her ass to fortify the Viagra he’s waiting to kick in. [read more at link] Continue reading