The American Jerk Month In Pictures

By Paul St. Fakename, Esq.

October 3, Yakima, WA: Bush to Schoolkids: "Whaddya mean there ain't no cocaine food group anymore?!? No wonder you little bastards are so fat!"

October 9, Washington, DC: Vice President Al Gore Laughs Maniacally Moments After Adding His "Old No. 7 Tennessee Loogie Sauce" to Homeless Pantry Stew Pot.

October 14, Washington, DC: George Lucas Admits His One Star Wars Regret: "Chewbacca Should Have Been Hung Like A Rhino."

October 17 Washington, DC: Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott Buys Wilt Chamberlain's Mojo on eBay, Reports Things Are "Back In the Right Direction."

October 18, Washington, DC: Presidential Hopeful George W. Bush Reports His Recent Purchase of "Pistol" Pete Maravich's Mojo Not As Successful.

October 20, New York City: Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump on Recent Art Purchase: "I Haven't Gotten Head This Cheap Since the mid-'80's."

October 27, New York City: Protesters Swarm New German Owners of PBS After An Episode of The Electric Company Sponsored By "The Letter 'K', The Number 'K', and The Word 'K.'"

Main Archive Table of Contents

November, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

Not Tonight, I'm Too Drunk   Olympia Dukakis' Breasts

Month In Pictures   Kiddie Korner

Poetry Slam-O-Rama   Ethical Treatment of Carnivores   Useful Indiscretion   eJerk

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