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Genevacon, Day 1.5: Didja Know John McCain Was A POW?

It was hours upon hours of Republicans wildly applauding terrible stories of beating, torture implements, and bodily functions, all the while ignoring the fact that if someone put those same stories into a movie they would rally to ban it as filth. Probably led by last night’s keynote speaker, Joe Lieberman. [read more at link] Continue reading

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Rock You Like a Hurricane

The good news will be that, if McCain is in New Orleans for the convention, he won’t be sharing a nationally-televised stage with Sarah Palin and groping her again like he’s a raincoat and a late-night subway ride away from a morals conviction. Last weekend McCain told reporters that Palin was his “soul mate”, which was probably meant to summarize her politics but instead only gave me horrible mental images of McCain doing blow off her ass to fortify the Viagra he’s waiting to kick in. [read more at link] Continue reading

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