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Reciprocity

Posted on February 24, 2009 by Rob Reuter

Don’t get me wrong, I try to be a good boyfriend when my girl’s sick, but I’m not a nurturer; I’m a problem solver. A problem solver with a drinking problem. Which is a weird internal recursion that rarely leads to warm and fuzzy results. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Battle Not With Monsters

Posted on October 21, 2008 by Rob Reuter

My mind recoiled in horror, as if after a long night of drinking a sharply-dressed gentleman smelling faintly of sulfur had shown me a cocktail napkin with a short, hand-scrawled formula proving that Pi was actually 11. When I tried to picture it in my head, my throat would close to choke back the dry heaves. The very concept was the Two Girls One Cup of food. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Food Snuff Porn, or: Dawn of the Foodie

Posted on September 19, 2008 by Rob Reuter

They call these shows “food porn”, which I guess is accurate, but only if regular porn opened with a four-minute uteroscopy. Which might appeal to some niche kink, but which would just be something vaguely disturbing to fast-forward through for people like me who don’t care about its construction mechanics and who just wants to stick their dick in it. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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