The American Jerk

• I don't know how anyone quit smoking before e-cigarettes. It's the only thing keeping me from having 4 or 5 fewer fucking neighbors. #
• Just had to pay $120 extra to get seats together on the flight out. Ah #SDCC your penis of wallet rape gets longer and crueler every year. #
• In San Diego for #SDCC so let me finally say: fuck @jetblue. Next time, prior to boarding, you could maybe CHECK THE FUCKING WATER PRESSURE #
• Since the Worpress plugin ain't cooperating, the 1st long dispatch from #SDCC is up at http://theamericanjerk.com #
• #SDCC has been open 15 minutes… and THIS is the line to preregister for 2011 – http://twitpic.com/27ehhk #
• And yes, I just waited in that fucking line. That's why I'm at #SDCC and you're home reading this shit. #
• What could possibly go wrong? #SDCC – http://twitpic.com/27f08s #
• Kenny Fuckin' Powers! #SDCC – http://twitpic.com/27fej2 #
• Aaand here… we… GO. – http://twitpic.com/27fmh7 #
• #SDCC videos are trickling into The American Jerk Video Dump – http://youtube.com/theamericanjerk1 #
• Having a refried bean burrito for breakfast. I WILL have personal space on the Floor, Goddammit. #SDCC #CRIMESAGAINSTHUMANITY #
• Shit. So long Saturday nights and, in fact, the REST OF COMIC-CON MY GIRL'S SEEN IT PLEASE RESCUE ME – http://twitpic.com/27nbro #
• The God Hates Fags people are here protesting. They should've been more specific. The furries'll yiff their holes til they whimper #SDCC #
• At How To Break Into Marvel panel. Room full of desperate wannabes face to face with editorial, none with the balls to take a hostage. #SDCC #
• Wearing this shirt sends a message… just not the one he thinks – http://twitpic.com/27oj9n #
• Following @operationtron to get into to Flynn's Arcade so I can catch a furry drilling a glory hole into a Donkey Kong game. #SDCC #PERVERTS #
• Ha Rodriguez, you wanted me to wait in line sober to see Machete but I got drunk and SAW IT ANYWAY #SDCC – http://twitpic.com/27rt4s #
• #SDCC photos have been uploaded into The American Jerk Photo Dump – http://www.flickr.com/theamericanjerk #
• Long post will have to wait. New video available at the Video dump – http://youtube.com/theamericanjerk1 #
• You've been warned: when Steve-O asks for a nickel, tell him to fuck off (I thought #SDCC was about COMICS) – http://twitpic.com/27z8t7 #
• Unless someone in No Ordinary Family can fly, STOP TRYING TO SELL IT TO ME IN EVERY CORNER OF FUCKING #SDCC ABC #
• After all day on the #SDCC floor, if @goonguy's Franky doesn't shout "Knife to the eye!" during The Goon movie panel, I FUCKING WILL #
• No, no longer post yet. Need food and beer. As a consolation, Flynn's Arcade footage trickling to Video Dump now. #SDCC #

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