Update: All appears to finally be working under the hood, thanks to judicious editing of PHP files and / or deals made with a variety of lesser demons, as well as a quick prayer under advice of my mom (Fun fact! The commenter referenced below wasn’t my mom, who is now very, very cross with me) to Saint Genevieve, the patron saint of WordPress and other disasters.
We will return to our regularly scheduled yammering about minutiae, genitals, and minutiae about genitals shortly.
Literally within seconds of yesterday’s post, I got a comment from what appeared to be a good-looking girl from Texas who claimed she read my blog and talked all sexy-like. So of course, my first thought was: “Oh shit. I’ve been hacked again. The only hot girls who read this blog live with me, are seeking a terrible vengeance, or both.”
So I made a panic upgrade of WordPress this morning, which seemed to fix everything except the interface to post anything more complex and long than a Twitter haiku.
Repairs will continue through tomorrow. If you find anything over the hood working weird, ping me through the contact form in the “Contact The American Jerk” form off the sidebar… assuming that fucking thing is working.
In conclusion: the cute girl in the comment should identify herself as something more than a determined spambot… otherwise, Mom? I told you never to come here.