Thanks to days upon days of day gig demands, parental obligations and crippling hangovers, I have no less than three half and three-quarters finished pieces glaring at me from my “drafts” folder in a recriminatory manner… and thanks to yet another “write the code, monkey” email from parties to remain unidentified, they will all remain unfinished for today.
I couldn’t, however, ignore… this. Without further ado, today’s atrocity is brought to you via Kung Fu Monkey (Safe for work. Your frontal lobes, however, are your own damn business):
It’s like Adobe After Effects partnered up with 1984 to rape Tolkien and then wiped their dicks on my monitor.
[tags]Chris Dane Owens, Shine On Me, dark humor[/tags]
I didn’t know that Legolas had a recording contract.
I like how his moustache goes away when he’s singing directly to the camera.