- God doesn’t want me to play Eve Online on Linux… but if He wanted me to own a spaceship He wouldn’t have stuck me on this shitty planet. #
- Tonight on Iron Chef America, Battle Cabbage, or: Let’s Watch Bobby Flay Make Irish Quesadillas And Fart. #
- Iron Chef is the professional wrestling of food TV. Starting petition to have chefs wear masks and kick each other repeatedly in the groin. #
