The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-07-21

  • I'm in an hour long line to purchase the coffee I need to prevent myself from going berserk in lines. I think I'm God now. #SDCC #paradox #
  • "Who are you supposed to be?" "I'm the Doctor!" "No, you're an Asian dude in a bow tie." #SDCC #MakingFriends #
  • And disinfectant. After all, we're here. – RT @Scoop_adw: This bar smells like money and Chardonnay. #
  • You mean today is not that month – RT @MikeRoyce: Someday I'm going to really dig into a David Foster Wallace novel. Today is not that day. #
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