The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-04-28

Posted on April 28, 2012 by Rob Reuter
  • I am here to play videogames and chew bubblegum… and I'm all out of dignity. #
  • Why is this amusement arcade full of fucking children? #
  • I was at Fenway the last time the #RedSox blew a 9 run lead to the Yanks. I was 16. Welcome to Red Sox fandom, Millennials. #CurseOfTheTito #
  • You. Would. Die. Wuss. – RT @markeithhost: Eating a steak that's larger than @theamericanjerk liver. #thatsfickinghuge #
  • On page 442 of Infinite Jest, and I now I think David Foster Wallace suicided because of Twitter. "Only 140 characters? Yeah, I'm done." #
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