- "I love you." "I burrrrgh." "Oooh, he's been frozen in Guinness!" #HappyStSwithinsDay #YouDontKnowMe #YouThinkYerBetterThanMe #
- Fuck you. RT @Kurt_Vonnegut: There's only one rule that I know of, babies — God damn it, you've got to be kind. #
- Hearing Bruce Cockburn's If I Had A Rocket Launcher on @FreeFormBCN today filled me with an inexplicable joy. #SomeSonOfABitchWouldDie #
- Going to jail BRB-RT @Scoop_adw: @theamericanjerk trying to decide if he needs to intervene. It's ok. I have this thing called an "arm bar". #
- Based on what I glean from the commercials, The Hunger Games is Stephen King's Running Man for tween girls or other testicle-free humans. #
- Dude's sucking up 20 minutes of my life karaokeing Hotel California, and if I knee-groin the prick to hit the high notes, I'M the douche? #
- Just accosted by close-talker with more drool runners than teeth for 10 minutes at bus stop. But by all means, #MBTA let's cut "service." #
- "Can I try your electronic cigarette, buddy?" Sure, new bus stop friend! And after that, maybe you can shoot cholera into my spinal cord! #
- For The Love Of The Game is Sam Raimi's most inspiring movie, including Spider-Man, and I run a comics Website. #YeahIBeenDrinking #
