The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners – 2012-03-10

Posted on March 10, 2012 by Rob Reuter
  • Egg fu breakfast, stage one. Pre-calling ambulance now. http://t.co/pJ740T27 #
  • The movie Raising Jeffrey Dahmer will turn you into a serial killer. It's touching me inappropriately #DamnYouStreamingNetflix #
  • #BreakingIn is better than you think. It won't make you smarter, but Christian Slater saying "Greetings and salutations" scores many points. #
  • I say we dust off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. #Uganda #PracticalSolutions #StopWithThe #Kony #Tweets #Goddammit #
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