Comments on: Mass Erect

By: Rob Reuter

Rob Reuter — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:52:27 +0000

@Lance Manion – Wow – 70 minutes to finish up, wipe your upper lip, gargle and finish your “I’m not gay!” thought? You must be good.

@Trebuchet – Considering it’s your dick, fuck the uglier one. You’ll want the hot one in reserve for Mass Effect III, because after you transfer your ME2 save file, you’ll spend the entire game watching your current “conquest” either clawing at her crotch and screeching about Space Herpes, or fetal and rocking on the floor of the sonic shower, muttering about how she “can’t get clean”.

@The Damonowskivich – No World of Warcraft for me. A man riding a unicorn for ten hours in search of an “enchanted shaft” is no better than Lance Manion. I’m Space Jesus. I nuke dragons from fucking orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

By: The Damonowskivich

The Damonowskivich — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:33:46 +0000

All I’m regulated to is naked dance parties in Stormwind in Warcrack. Meh…

By: Trebuchet

Trebuchet — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:56:34 +0000

3/4 of the way though ME2… really close to tapping the red-head or Yvonne Strahovski’s Doppleganger…. decisions, decisions…

By: Lance Manion

Lance Manion — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:45:48 +0000

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By: Lance Manion

Lance Manion — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:36:03 +0000

Nice. I nailed the other chick – the human one. I just wasn’t sure that I was ready for alien yiff.

You should try Dragon Age. You get to nail all sorts of stuff. I’ve already bagged two chicks and Elf dude with a French accent. I was a little uncomfortable with the dude, but there’s an accomplishment tied to it, and he was french so he’s practically a chick and I’M NOT GAY DAMMIT.